i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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