found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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