he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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