The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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