Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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