i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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