It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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