I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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