i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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