Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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