we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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