Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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