i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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