He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
