Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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