You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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