but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I see more hoeing in ur future
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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