it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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