The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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