this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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