I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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