we're blogging at a bar
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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