Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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