When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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