I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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