he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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