This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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