You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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