We won't sleep together?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
