I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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