My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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