Can i not drive my cunt home
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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