I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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