Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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