she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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