come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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