Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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