so explain again why im purple
no
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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