i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
