The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
