Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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