There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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