What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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