Just cropdusted the office
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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