there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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