Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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