508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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