these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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