I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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