hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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